iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

(Source: sidnugget, via okaymad)

unresolvable:

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

 

(Source: koolaicl, via jackballs)

urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

(via hotboyproblems)