cystemic:

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.

cubik808:

me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin

plasticbagvevo:

me and my friend:

you and your friend:

yunghalal:

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

heatandapathy:

catchymemes:

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

via: boredpanda.com

This is some god tier photoshopping.

oumaimas:

lately there have been too many days like in a row

wxrld-destrxyrr-deactivated2021:

thevampireauthoress:

darth-pickles:

localtiktoks:

The true meaning of boys will be boys

This is an arachnid

That was smooth af

stability:

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

bogleech:

libertypical:

lavender-manna:

zanmor:

these ones

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

dualdestinies:

pilenopilepile:

pilenopilepile:

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

fuglyselfie:

me: logs into my google account

google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???

daddylexas:

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

toocooltobehipster:

disney character: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the farest of them all?
mirror: look, susan, beauty is a socially constructed concept which can be defined in many ways by different people. moreover, regardless of which definition is used, it cannot be quantified and therefore cannot be accurately compared. 

presidentgay:

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?